The Republic of Fake communism92 is a colossal, orderly nation, remarkable for its daily referendums, infamous sell-swords, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.569 billion Fake communism92ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. The average income tax rate is 64.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Fake communism92ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,441 trillion bitcoins a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 219,468 bitcoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Foreigners with shady pasts are fleeing the country, the nation has opened its arms to an influx of refugees, a good deed is rewarded with a thank you note attached to a deportation order, and gun-wielding gangsters sometimes deal death from as far as ten paces away. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fake communism92's national animal is the turtle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Fake communism92 is ranked 15,947^th in the world and 976^th in Osiris for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 8,978.02 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.